Hiya! I’m Tim Racine!I’m a writer and a comedian. You can check out The “Words” of Tim Racine and Teenager of the Year if you need further proof of my writer/comedian claim. I swear I’m not lying! If you want, there’s always Facebook… Here’s my e-mail!Tea, eye, em, oh, are, a, see, eye, en, e (timoracine), at (@), gee, em, a, eye, el (gmail), dot (.), see, oh, em (com) Here are my friends! let’s pottery, y’allJoeAvella.comhold your horsescalling all monkeysArlo™KADAVY {DOT NET}GLOVES FROM ABOVESWaggish ApparelTumblr (3.0; @timracine)http://timracine.com/Exotica | Music | Gateways To Geekery | The A.V. Club: I’m sure I could like this type of...http://timracine.com/post/426354219http://timracine.com/post/426354219Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:25:17 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b8f1dc2d6ca61d6/4b8ea1f562e34a2d/8ef6fcb5/-cpid/c1ffa7305ca8b3a2" id="W4727a250e66f97234b8f1dc2d6ca61d6" width="400" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b8f1dc2d6ca61d6/4b8ea1f562e34a2d/8ef6fcb5/-cpid/c1ffa7305ca8b3a2" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p>I DESPERATELY want this to be enjoyable.</p>http://timracine.com/post/425343946http://timracine.com/post/425343946Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:42:36 -0600<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kynxu4Nq551qz82veo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://somuchfunithurts.tumblr.com/post/422230388/via-unreality" target="_blank">somuchfunithurts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/02/28/steve-martin-ironing-a-cat/" target="_blank">unreality</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://timracine.com/post/422941483http://timracine.com/post/422941483Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:11:30 -0600“I swear to God somebody told me I was a good actor. WHY DOESN’T ANYONE BELIEVE...http://timracine.com/post/412322637http://timracine.com/post/412322637Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:23:23 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zqo0A7tw7Vs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zqo0A7tw7Vs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://teenageroftheyear.org/post/404007228/we-are-media-whores" target="_blank">toty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We are media whores!!</p> </blockquote> <p>I did tons of interviews over the weekend to promote the Traverse City Comedy Arts Festival.  This is only ONE of them!</p> <p>Update: By “tons” I mean “four.”</p>http://timracine.com/post/404086396http://timracine.com/post/404086396Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:34:00 -0600“Hmmm, I think at least half of these should be totally disgusting.” - Whoever invented...http://timracine.com/post/393541870http://timracine.com/post/393541870Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:31:48 -0600jelly belly“What ever happened to George Clooney?” - Nobodyhttp://timracine.com/post/391996766http://timracine.com/post/391996766Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:10:54 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwk87yJXl1qzn9hqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwk87yJXl1qzn9hqo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>“Say hello to my little friend!”</p>http://timracine.com/post/391432187http://timracine.com/post/391432187Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:40:55 -0600"burrito that looks like a baseball bat" - Google Search: I sure as HELL made sure all the words...http://timracine.com/post/385808715http://timracine.com/post/385808715Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:25:00 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxoxk912SI1qzn9hqo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That animal’s legs are cool.  <i>But the rest of that animal is stupid!</i></p>http://timracine.com/post/384096363http://timracine.com/post/384096363Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:48:09 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx7y7wMa1D1qzn9hqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THESE LESBIANS ARE POLAR OPPOSITES!!</p> <p>(Just kidding. I know that the lesbian on the right is Justin Bieber…)</p>http://timracine.com/post/366997523http://timracine.com/post/366997523Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:43:08 -0600Justin Bieberlesbianstim racine“I’d say they have to wake up each morning at 8am, answer all their Facebook messages,...http://timracine.com/post/365379326http://timracine.com/post/365379326Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:58:30 -0600“At least I’ll always be remembered for creating more than one thing. What do you mean I...http://timracine.com/post/358227787http://timracine.com/post/358227787Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:52:21 -0600tim racinejd salinger“Holy shit! I’m STILL around?!” - Freddie Prinze Jr.http://timracine.com/post/355542455http://timracine.com/post/355542455Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:25:32 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwvivguP591qzn9hqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It only took 26 days for this Peanuts calendar to make itself completely ignorable.</p> <p><b><i>AND ON “AUSTRALIA DAY” OF ALL DAYS!!</i></b></p>http://timracine.com/post/354888311http://timracine.com/post/354888311Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:40:00 -0600tim racinepeanutsGuy who speaks Spanish (the language): Quiero ir a la biblioteca. Actual Spanish (the nationality)...http://timracine.com/post/352784341http://timracine.com/post/352784341Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:45:45 -0600“‘Hairy bonger’ is a slang term for penis! And I said that!” - Tim Racinehttp://timracine.com/post/349815773http://timracine.com/post/349815773Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:59:12 -0600tim racinehairy bongerslangTCFF Comedian Spotlight: Teenager of the Year: Here’s a fun interview Joe Avella and I did...http://timracine.com/post/347883845http://timracine.com/post/347883845Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:40:19 -0600“PIK-CHER PAR-TAY!! with Tim Racine is finished. Let’s do other stuff now! It might even...http://timracine.com/post/347840856http://timracine.com/post/347840856Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:00:00 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwk9ppcF491qzn9hqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Michael Jackson.</p>http://timracine.com/post/347527342http://timracine.com/post/347527342Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:00:00 -0600